About Us!

World renowned as we are, it may surprise you to know that Sticker Guy! is actually a very small company. Sticker Guy! consists of Pete (the original sticker fellow), Tress, Cam, David, and Jenn. Jay and his assistants, Anthony and Pat, make up Pressworks and are the folks in the back that actually screen the stickers. Here's a little about us so you'll know who you're dealing with.


GuineaName: Pete
Duties at Sticker Guy: The guy.
Height: 5'7"?
Weight: 68.18 kg
Eye and hair color: brown, brown
Length of employment at Stickerguy: since 1993

Pete's idea of a dream date: Do people still go on dates?

Turn ons: Greasy, trashy, sloppy rock & roll. Those who can speak in many tongues. Red & Black.

Turn offs: Electronic dance music. Disco. People who, like, say "like" every other fucking word. Rubber sandals with socks. Beige.

Hobbies: travelling, DJing, studying, cycling, belching, drinking, complaining...

Projects: Slovenly Recordings: my record label, Fellowhumans: massive photo project, Menchetti Diary: photo diary from Europe / Morocco, Currently (til July '05) studying in the Netherlands at the University of Amsterdam.

On my turntable:BASSHOLES, BLACK LIPS, SPITS, DAVE THE SPAZZ, NATHANIEL MAYER, ROBERT WARD, RAMONES, KISS, REIGNING SOUND, RIPPERS (Italy), VENTURES, STANDELLS, the MONKS, SUBSONICS, B. CHILDISH, A FRAMES, CRYPT RECORDS, DEAD MOON, THE SHINS, HASIL ADKINS, JOHNNY CASH, LYRES, DMZ, MUMMIES, IRON KNOWLEDGE (get on the flo'!), ZOMBIES, and mo'


Elder of ZionName: Cam
Duties at Sticker Guy: Shipping, receiving and bringing the pain
Height: n/a
Weight: n/a
Eye and hair color: n/a
Length of employment: Started 6/2002

Turn ons/turn offs: same

Hobbies: Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

Projects: Check "Hobbies"

Music: I don't really like music - whatever's on the radio.

Movies: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Sleepless in Seattle, Titanic, Never Been Kissed, 10 Things I Hate About You, Notting Hill, 28 Days

Favorite Sticker: Baby Smasher, Real Men Hate Jesus, Keep America Beautiful Stab Ravers In The Face


Name: Tress
Height: not relevant
Weight: not relevant
Eye and hair color: brown / sometimes blue, sometimes orange, sometimes green, sometimes purple
Duties at Sticker Guy: secretary (arg!), phones, e-mails, billing, apologizing (Tress' duties are basically "beating the customers off with a stick")
Length of employment at Stickerguy: since 9/2000

Interests: cats, ferrets, bikes, beer, long-winded political arguments fueled by beer

Fav. sticker you've seen at Sticker Guy?- "one speed revolution"

Bands- Nausea, Strawman, Quadiliacha, The Strike, Lifetime, Crimpshrine, Billy Bragg, Elvis Costello, No Means No

Authors- Emma Goldman, Dorothy Parker, Kurt Vonnegut, John Robbins, Peter Singer, Simone de Beauvoir, Carol J. Adams, Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski


Dejáme en paz Nombre: David
Altura: 171cm
Pesa: 72kg (otra vez gordo pero la lucha sigue..)
Color de ojos y pelo: café / negro
Servicios en Sticker Guy: ¿qué no hago?
Tiempo del empleo: desde 12.02

Pasatiempos: el cine, los estéreos antiguos, la fotografía, la libación; entrenando con pesas, cocinando y durmiendo

Interéses para excitar: sombreros, cuellos, y pequeñas pies

Matadores del deseo: gente egocéntrica, apestosa y hedionda, los megalómanos, los estereotipos, y gatos. joder, una mujer sin un pinche gato es una maravilla.

Directores favoritos: Scorsese, Coppola, Carlos Carrera, Fernando Meirelles

Influencias, ejemplos y autores: Juan Rulfo, P. Neruda, Camus, Karlito Marx, H-Dawg, Bukowski, Howie Zinn, Juanito Steinbeck, Michael Parenti, Jorge Orwell, Mariano Azuela, Eric Schlosser, Michelle Serros, Herr Fromm y más...


Name: Jenn
Height: 5'7"
Weight: I'm actually a force of energy, so I can't possibly answer this
Eye and hair color: brown and varies. Right now it's some sort of neon color.
Duties at Sticker Guy: Small Quantity Art Crew representin' for the red and the blacks and the black and the whites
Length of employment at Stickerguy: since 7/2005

Jenn's idea of a dream date: Well, it used to include Jake Gyllenhall or Maggie Gyllenhall or both, but after seeing some interviews, my dream dates came to an abrupt end.

Turn-on's: Agent Dale Cooper, Vegan food n' cooking...cats and baby cats...sometimes puppies...too much animal print..music, movies...artsy crap

Turn-off's: 'Mouth-Breathing', models, Barbra Streisand(sorry, Babs), meat, rodeos

Projects: vocals for Mary Stray Bullet, vocals/bass for Uta Neko, and never ending origami figures


Former Employees...

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT Name: Kirk
Duties at Stickerguy: After crushing the evil force
known as Alec, I now handle the invoicing and artwork for all black and white, red and black small quantity orders.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 165lb
Eye and hair color: Both are hella brown.
Combating evil at Stickerguy since: January 2002.

Kirk's idea of a dream date: Jane Wiedlin are you
reading this? Wink, wink!

Turn-on's: music; movies; drums/percussion; vegetarian cuisine; traveling; shows; Star Wars; Vans shoes

Turn-off's: meat; the smell of meat; the taste of meat; meat breath; meat under the fingernails; meat on meat; meat in the heat; meat wrapped in underwear; uncomfortable airplane seats

Projects: drummer for powerpop band, Service Group; Web designer/master for www.svcgrp.com and www.biginjapan.net

Music: The Police, Hot Snakes, Rocket From The Crypt, Drive Like Jehu, No Knife, Gang Of Four, Scared Of Chaka, Beehive & The Barracudas, Beatles, Supergrass, Swervedriver, Trusty, Adam & The Ants, Spoon, Arlo, Jawbox, The Up On In, Superchunk, Klark Kent, Shins, The Go-Go's, Stray Cats, Urge Overkill, Swingin' Utters, Archers Of Loaf, Sultans, GbV, Frosted, Ride, New Bomb Turks, Harvey Danger, Misfits, Wire, Elvis Costello, Joe Jackson, Dandy Warhols, Radiohead, Lifetime...Percussionists: Max Roach, Buddy Rich, Elvin Jones, Stewart Copeland & Milt Jackson


www.drgogo.comName: Alec
Duties at Stickerguy: Assistant manager, custom quotes, in charge of "Keeping things mellow," shooting rubberbands at Kirk.
Height: 6'15"
Weight: 1657lb
Eye and hair color: Blue and blond.
Length of employment at Stickerguy: since 3.2001

Alec's idea of a dream date: Me and Milla

Qualities Alec looks for in a partner: Absence of inner ear difficulties.

Turn ons: Rotary, snap action, miniature, toggle, rocker, illuminated, and (my favorite) pushbutton.

Turn offs: Dead batteries.

Projects: Dr. Go-Go: www.drgogo.com

Music:Bjork,ScaredOfChaka,Radiohead,TheNewPornographers,TomWaits, Buzzcocks,DEVO,B52s,ApplesInStereo,Beck,BuddyHolly,LasVegasGrind, REM,Tricky,TheShins,IceCube,Supergrass,JoyDivision

Movies: You Only Live Twice, Blade Runner, City of Lost Children, Abre Los Ojos


I look a lot like Deborah Harry, huh?Name: Andrea
Duties: Art Crew email, putting sheets together, solving mysteries involving weird orders and incomplete invoice notes
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: ~125 lb.
Eye and hair color: blue eyes, sometimes blond, sometimes red hair
Length of employment at Sticker Guy: since May 2001

Hobbies and other interests: I'll be leaving Sticker Guy at the end of the summer to pursue a masochistic future as a public school teacher (middle school!). I like weak coffee and lots of it, eating constantly and boiling in the sun. Other than that, I read a lot, I crochet, I drink beer and I try not to have nightmares about putting stickers sheets together in hell for all eternity.

Favorite bands of the moment: Jesus and Mary Chain, New Order, Beat Crusaders, Material Issue, Blondie, The Clash, Jawbreaker, The New Pornographers