Projects:
Slovenly
Recordings: my record label, Fellowhumans:
massive photo project, Menchetti
Diary: photo diary from Europe / Morocco, Currently (til
July '05) studying in the Netherlands
at the University of Amsterdam.
On my turntable:BASSHOLES, BLACK LIPS, SPITS, DAVE
THE SPAZZ, NATHANIEL MAYER, ROBERT WARD, RAMONES, KISS,
REIGNING SOUND, RIPPERS (Italy), VENTURES, STANDELLS, the MONKS,
SUBSONICS, B. CHILDISH, A FRAMES, CRYPT RECORDS, DEAD MOON,
THE SHINS, HASIL ADKINS, JOHNNY CASH, LYRES, DMZ, MUMMIES, IRON
KNOWLEDGE (get on the flo'!), ZOMBIES, and mo'
Name:
Cam
Duties at Sticker Guy: Shipping, receiving and bringing the
pain
Height: n/a
Weight: n/a
Eye and hair color: n/a
Length of employment: Started 6/2002
Turn
ons/turn offs: same
Hobbies:
Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and to
hear the lamentations of their women
Projects:
Check "Hobbies"
Music:
I don't really like music - whatever's on the radio.
Movies:
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Sleepless in Seattle, Titanic,
Never Been Kissed, 10 Things I Hate About You, Notting Hill,
28 Days
Favorite
Sticker: Baby Smasher, Real Men Hate Jesus, Keep America Beautiful
Stab Ravers In The Face
Name: Tress
Height: not relevant
Weight: not relevant
Eye and hair color: brown / sometimes blue, sometimes orange,
sometimes green, sometimes purple
Duties at Sticker Guy: secretary (arg!), phones, e-mails, billing,
apologizing (Tress' duties are basically "beating the customers
off with a stick")
Length of employment at Stickerguy: since 9/2000
Interests: cats, ferrets, bikes, beer, long-winded political
arguments fueled by beer
Fav. sticker you've seen at Sticker Guy?- "one speed revolution"
Bands- Nausea, Strawman, Quadiliacha, The Strike, Lifetime,
Crimpshrine, Billy Bragg, Elvis Costello, No Means No
Authors- Emma Goldman, Dorothy Parker, Kurt Vonnegut, John Robbins,
Peter Singer, Simone de Beauvoir, Carol J. Adams, Jack Kerouac,
Charles Bukowski
Nombre: David
Altura: 171cm
Pesa: 72kg (otra vez gordo pero la lucha sigue..)
Color de ojos y pelo: café / negro
Servicios en Sticker Guy: ¿qué no hago?
Tiempo del empleo: desde 12.02
Pasatiempos: el cine, los estéreos antiguos, la fotografía,
la libación; entrenando con pesas, cocinando y durmiendo
Interéses
para excitar: sombreros, cuellos, y pequeñas pies
Matadores
del deseo: gente egocéntrica, apestosa y hedionda, los
megalómanos, los estereotipos, y gatos. joder, una mujer
sin un pinche gato es una maravilla.
Directores favoritos: Scorsese, Coppola, Carlos Carrera, Fernando
Meirelles
Influencias,
ejemplos y autores: Juan Rulfo, P. Neruda, Camus, Karlito Marx,
H-Dawg, Bukowski, Howie Zinn, Juanito Steinbeck, Michael Parenti,
Jorge Orwell, Mariano Azuela, Eric Schlosser, Michelle Serros,
Herr Fromm y más...
Name: Jenn
Height: 5'7"
Weight: I'm actually a force of energy, so I can't possibly
answer this
Eye and hair color: brown and varies. Right now it's some sort
of neon color.
Duties at Sticker Guy: Small Quantity Art Crew representin'
for the red and the blacks and the black and the whites
Length of employment at Stickerguy: since 7/2005
Jenn's idea of a dream date: Well, it used to include Jake Gyllenhall
or Maggie Gyllenhall or both, but after seeing some interviews,
my dream dates came to an abrupt end.
Turn-on's: Agent Dale Cooper, Vegan food n' cooking...cats and
baby cats...sometimes puppies...too much animal print..music,
movies...artsy crap
Turn-off's:
'Mouth-Breathing', models, Barbra Streisand(sorry, Babs), meat,
rodeos
Projects: vocals for Mary Stray Bullet, vocals/bass for Uta
Neko, and never ending origami figures
Former
Employees...
Name:
Kirk
Duties
at Stickerguy:
After crushing the evil force
known as Alec, I now handle the invoicing and artwork for all
black and white, red and black small quantity orders.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 165lb
Eye and hair color: Both are hella brown.
Combating evil at Stickerguy since: January 2002.
Kirk's
idea of a dream date: Jane Wiedlin are you
reading this? Wink, wink!
Turn-on's:
music; movies; drums/percussion; vegetarian cuisine; traveling;
shows; Star Wars; Vans shoes
Turn-off's: meat; the smell of meat; the taste of meat; meat
breath; meat under the fingernails; meat on meat; meat in the
heat; meat wrapped in underwear; uncomfortable airplane seats
Projects:
drummer for powerpop band, Service Group; Web designer/master
for www.svcgrp.com
and www.biginjapan.net
Music:
The Police, Hot Snakes, Rocket From The Crypt, Drive Like Jehu,
No Knife, Gang Of Four, Scared Of Chaka, Beehive & The Barracudas,
Beatles, Supergrass, Swervedriver, Trusty, Adam & The Ants,
Spoon, Arlo, Jawbox, The Up On In, Superchunk, Klark Kent, Shins,
The Go-Go's, Stray Cats, Urge Overkill, Swingin' Utters, Archers
Of Loaf, Sultans, GbV, Frosted, Ride, New Bomb Turks, Harvey
Danger, Misfits, Wire, Elvis Costello, Joe Jackson, Dandy Warhols,
Radiohead, Lifetime...Percussionists: Max Roach, Buddy Rich,
Elvin Jones, Stewart Copeland & Milt Jackson
Name:
Alec
Duties at Stickerguy: Assistant manager, custom quotes, in charge
of "Keeping things mellow," shooting rubberbands at
Kirk.
Height: 6'15"
Weight: 1657lb
Eye and hair color: Blue and blond.
Length of employment at Stickerguy: since 3.2001
Alec's idea of a dream date: Me and Milla
Qualities Alec looks for in a partner: Absence of inner ear
difficulties.
Turn ons: Rotary, snap action, miniature, toggle, rocker, illuminated,
and (my favorite) pushbutton.
Turn offs: Dead batteries.
Projects: Dr. Go-Go: www.drgogo.com
Music:Bjork,ScaredOfChaka,Radiohead,TheNewPornographers,TomWaits,
Buzzcocks,DEVO,B52s,ApplesInStereo,Beck,BuddyHolly,LasVegasGrind,
REM,Tricky,TheShins,IceCube,Supergrass,JoyDivision
Movies: You Only Live Twice, Blade Runner, City of Lost Children,
Abre Los Ojos
Name:
Andrea
Duties: Art Crew email, putting sheets together, solving mysteries
involving weird orders and incomplete invoice notes
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: ~125 lb.
Eye and hair color: blue eyes, sometimes blond, sometimes red
hair
Length of employment at Sticker Guy: since May 2001
Hobbies and other interests: I'll be leaving Sticker Guy at
the end of the summer to pursue a masochistic future as a public
school teacher (middle school!). I like weak coffee and lots
of it, eating constantly and boiling in the sun. Other than
that, I read a lot, I crochet, I drink beer and I try not to
have nightmares about putting stickers sheets together in hell
for all eternity.
Favorite bands of the moment: Jesus and Mary Chain, New Order,
Beat Crusaders, Material Issue, Blondie, The Clash, Jawbreaker,
The New Pornographers